Lol I am suppose to be working on my history project now, but then I thought, what the hell. So here it is!!! Yes, what a great idea! Edward and Bella are both the popular, suffer-in-silence type, and they meet by a computer dating service. Lol I know the summary is totally random. They are both 18 yes, in college , and are both in Forks, Washington.


  • do co-stars hook up.
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • speed dating étudiant.

Jasper is Edward's brother. I switched on my black Dell desktop computer and waited for it to start up. My brain was wandering in different places, some in Alice's surprise party, some on my History Day project, and some on trashing Ms. She gave us a fucking Math pop quiz which, I am pretty sure, going to fucking fail it. I sipped some water from my cup and typed in. I know, the same sounds terrible.

I was really bored once when I was 13 on a rainy Sunday, so I typed it in, and poof, there it was.

And the weirdest thing was, for some reason, I wrote it down, like I knew I was gonna be a pathetic loner back then. Before I got to the bottom of the names-or-more list, a chat box popped up on the bottom right of my screen.


  • Internet Dating Service Chapter 1, a twilight fanfic | FanFiction.
  • .
  • temporary matchmaking cooldown.
  • Shipping (fandom) - Wikipedia.
  • Sex, Lies and Online Dating Chapter 1: Starting Over, a twilight fanfic | FanFiction.
  • Dating philosophy fanfic | nasetodo | Pinterest | Dating, Online dating and Free dating sites.

His username was "Mike", and he said…well….. Well what else are you suppose to say on a retarded dating service filled with a bunch of losers? Definetely a pathetic loser. I mean, who asks to go out with you if you don't know anything about them. I exited the chat box, and ran my eyes down the list once again.

I lingered on a certain username called "Jacob". And he was on his profile picture, I assumed, and he was hot. And it is really weird for me to phrase a guy as "hot".

Navigation menu

Just ask Alice or Rose. I almost sprayed out the water that I was holding in my mouth. Wow the old man has a colorful dictionary. I suppose I was in a daze, just reading and clicking, reading and clicking. Once the grids were done and I was on the last page, they asked for my city.

And where I would prefer my matches to live. I put about a mile radius. I was then asked to upload a picture and so I opened my picture folder and began to browse through it. There was a picture I had taken at a company dinner, dressed in a nice tuxedo with a quirky little grin on my face. It was the most decent picture I could find, to say the least. In others I was either making a strange face or I had been drinking. The website then congratulated me on finishing and told me to read over my personality profile and then start looking into matches. I browsed through it all rather quickly, placing my empty beer bottle down on the table once I started looking through possible matches.

It was…interesting to say the least. There was a list of women, their location and a link to their profile. I realized I hadn't made one. I clicked on the link that would allow me to do so and stared at the page for a moment, wondering what to type in. My name is Edward Cullen. I am twenty-four years old and I have a slight obsession with automobiles. It's my line of work, my line of interest—but I do find time for other things.

I enjoy being around my family, being outdoors, and having a good time with my friends. I am looking for a female that lives in or around the are of Seattle, Washington; someone that is compatible, but even if our personalities don't 'match' on here, you can't really trust a computer based-anything to be completely right, can you? I knew that, but it worked. I saved it and leaned back into my couch, my eyes flickering up to the television where a movie was playing, before I heard the telephone ring. I wasn't expecting a call at this time, since it was nearly ten and anyone with anything important to say would have known to call my cell phone.

Or, so I thought. I went to the phone and picked it up off the charger, pushing the talk button. Apparently he's really good and the company wants my opinion on him. We'll watch the show, throw back a couple of drinks; we haven't spent a lot of time together lately. Why the hell are you being so hostile? Just be ready at nine and I'll pick you up, alright? Emmett was quiet on the line for a moment and I knew I was acting like more of a jerk than necessary but it really bothered me when he would blow me off for weeks at a time and then just call me up out of the blue and force me into hanging out with him.

He's two years older, and a lot bigger than I am; stronger, too. I suppose the fights from when we were younger were still imprinted on my mind and I feared being pulverized by him. No matter how angry I was with anyone, I never failed to tell them—if the situation was appropriate—that I loved them. It was something crucial, and you never knew what could happen to them. Basically, I just hated leaving anything off on a bad note with those I cared about.

I shut the door to the backyard before returning to the living room, my eyes fixated on the screen that was alerting me of a new message sent from. My name is Cassandra, and I'm twenty-two years old. I live in the Seattle area, as well, and would love to meet you, or talk to you more, whichever you are most comfortable with.

Read over my profile and let me know if you're interested. It was formal…and awkward. For some reason, I didn't write back. I just shut the system down and closed the laptop. I put the laptop back on the table and sprawled myself out on the couch, one hand falling over, which Grizzly proceeded to sniff and lick. I rubbed his nose and the top of his head, wondering just what the hell I could possibly be getting myself into with this online dating game.

So, there is the first chapter, and I hope you enjoyed it. This chapter would NOT have been possible without the help of wonderful beta-readers. Honestly, amazing people that I have come to adore, haha.

Shipping (fandom)

Katy, thank you so much and Michelle is the epitome of awesome, as I've told her. Now for my lovely readers, please review and let me know what you think, truly. This was a whim of an idea, and sorry if it's a bit short but sometimes I just have to end chapters in certain places so the next work out and such. Enough reviews can bring the next chapter faster ;.

Just In All Stories: Story Story Writer Forum Community. Convinced by his mom to try online dating, Edward goes into it with little enthusiasm. After several misadventures and never believing he could find love on the internet, will everything he once believed in change when he meets Bella Swan? Yeah…me neither Author's Note: Misadventures in Online Dating Chapter One: Are you male or female?

Please enter your birthdate: Race just wants to find his soulmate, even though they seem like they're a lot more organized and would probably dislike him.

Online Dating - Works | Archive of Our Own

Jack has no idea where his soulmate is, and Spot has an idea where. It turns out a lot of them were in the same groupchat, and are just scattered all over the place. Shiratorizawa's volleyball club is full of overprotective folk who involve themselves a little too much. Jim convinces Leonard to create a Grindr account to meet someone, and lo and behold, he discovers Pavel Chekov on there. He tells himself to rein it in.